"Thought of the Month"
Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver, heartache makes you wiser and vodka makes you not remember any of that rubbish. |
Size is not important! A woman can be satified by 3.5 inches and it really doesn't matter if its Visa or Mastercard!! |
'They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning!!' |
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in - a pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. |
I've learned over the years that pleasing everyone is impossible. Peeing everyone off however, is a piece of cake!!!! |
You know when your getting old. as everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work |
November 11 Life is like a hot bath, it feels good while you are in.. But the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get!! |
Women want lots of things from one man!!! Conversely men want one thing from lots of women |
Nov 2011
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out or spread out. - Phyllis Diller |
He who asks a question may be a fool for 5 minutes, he who never asks a question remains a fool forever |
The wrinkly years are not to be denied, reviled or feared, but to be welcomed and enjoyed. Forget a quiet, dignified old age and party on!!!!!!!! |
As explained on aol - 4 cups of coffee keeps depression at bay, green tea helps fat absorbion,a brisk walk help the heart ,sex keeps us fit , word games keep our minds active, and marmite helps with alzhmier disease,so if I have green tea followed by marmite take a coffee whilst walking, quick bonk on returning, followed by a word game ,every day I should be fine ,on the other hand plain chocolate seems to be able to do all of this in one bite.!!!!!!! |
'It's alright to be cautious - but even a turtle never gets anywhere untl he sticks his head out'. |
'The older you get, the better you get'...[unless you're a Banana!!] |
'It's
nice to be important but important to be nice' |
The
first proof of a persons incapacity to achieve is their endeavouring
to fix the stigma of failure on others. |
Better
to be thought of a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt! |
When
you're right no one remembers, When you are wrong no one forgets... |
January
2009 Say what you want and be who you are because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. |
February
2009 'A lie can run around the world six times while the truth is still trying to put on its pants' |
Christmas 2008 |
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November
2008 Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon |
December
2008 Word of the Month - BUFFOONERY A true classic. BUFFOONERY is another word for sillyness messing about or tomfoolery. As in 'Never mind more bad news and budgets, lets have a bit more BUFFOONERY in the world" |
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September 2008 You can please some of the people some of the time..but you cannot please all of the people all of the time |
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August 2008 "The Breeder who knows most about the dogs of the past is the one who will plan best for the dogs of the future" |
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September |
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June It is alright to be ignorant but it is stupid to make a career out of it. |
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July Friendship is like money,easier made than kept |
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May People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within. Elizabeth Kubler Ross |
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21st "The man who has done his level best... is a success, even though the world may write him down a failure." |
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