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HUMOROUS PIECES
EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 60 Begin with a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Each day you'll find you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to a 10-lb potato bags. Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand [I'm at this level] After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag..... |
The Ten Things Your Dog Wants You To Know If your dog could talk, these are some of most important things she would like to tell you... |
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you can always be cheerful If you can sleep without drugs If you can relax without alchohol If you can start the day without caffeine If you can take the blame without resentment If you can resist complaining If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you time AND if you overlookit, when those you love take it ount on you, when through no fault of your own, something goes wrong then my friend you are almost as good as your dog!!!!! |
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woman bought a very limp duck into a vet The distressed
owner wailed, "Are you sure?" The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry but if you had taken my word for it at the outset, the bill would have been £20, but with the Lab report and the Cat scan its now £150. |
For those of you who might like a bit of fun, click on the attached link, and then press "game" , down the left hand side, and follow instructions CLICK HERE....BUT you have to email us with the result??rusforth@aol.com Looks like non of us should be showing rough collies? |
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Far we have , MAR as Novascotia Duck Tolling Retriever, DR as Irish Setter, PW as Griffon Vendeen, WS as Sussex Spaniel. JM Border Collie JG Field Spaniel CC American Water Spaniel JN Samoyed SN Pug CJ Bearded Collie FS Samoyed DJ American Water Spaniel SB Norwegian Buhund GG Irish Setter CS German Spitz MM Coton de Tulear |
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Louchen DP French Bulldog AD Hungarian Puli SR German Spitz LB Border Collie TM Siberian Husky GW Collie.......well done first one SF Shetland Sheepdog |
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A HEAVENLY DOG SHOW
One day in Heaven, Peter, John and Paul were sitting around watching the dogs playing around the kennels. “I’m
fed – up” said John. John and Paul thought that a thoroughly good idea, “but who would we compete against?”. Peter then suggested “I know, let’s give Satan a call and invite him to enter his dogs, after all we’re bound to win, we’ve got all the good dogs up here, the BIS’s, Group Winners, BOB’s, Field Trial Champions, Obedience Champions, etc etc. The dogs down there with him are mean and difficult dogs, so we can’t lose!” The call was put through to below and the invitation was made for Satan to enter the show. Satan laughed “Why do you want to go through with all that humiliation, when we would certainly beat you”. Peter, John and Paul couldn’t understand this, “What do mean, Satan?” they asked, “we have all the top winners in the world in every field in our kennels, so how can you beat us???!!!” Satan laughed “Have you forgotten so soon……………………………………….. I HAVE ALL THE JUDGES!!!!! |
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DOG’S RULES FOR CHRISTMAS
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Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear
to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting
dog leans. 5.
Your humans may occasionally invite lots of strangers to come visit during
this season. These parties can be lots of fun, but they also call for
some discretion on your part: 6.
Likewise, your humans may take you visiting. Here your manners will also
be important: 7.
A big man with a white beard and a very loud laugh may emerge from your
fireplace in the middle of the night |
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TWELVE
USEFUL THINGS FOR A PUPPY TO DO!!
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Empty out plant containers |